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Jul 18

thatfunnyblog:

i hope this wins an emmy

(via laughbitches)

Jul 18

reckleus:

twistedtorture:

if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE FOREVER FOR THIS TO BE ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

(Source: seutae, via laughbitches)

Jul 18

julieraven:

sexyorc:

just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbd

are you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament

(via ruinedchildhood)

Jul 18

(via ruinedchildhood)

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

(via ruinedchildhood)

Jul 13
funnypants:
“thepsychobrentt:
“ HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name...
Mar 5

funnypants:

thepsychobrentt:

HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?

Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.

Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.

At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.

The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.

Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.

imagine if one guy found his balloon and the speaker was like ‘yeah this game has a message but greg fucked it up so you can all go home and just not be happy forever”

that is more than 50 balloons

(via laughbitches)

“ im either michelle or denise, there is no inbetween
”
Mar 5

im either michelle or denise, there is no inbetween

(via ruinedchildhood)

harrystylesdildo:

ducks-fucking-lilo-and-stich:

harrystylesdildo:

Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like

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as a white peson,i am white and not taylor swift, when fireworks go off i do not turn into her

HOLD UP!!!!! YOU’RE WHITE?! AND NOT TAYLOR SWIFT??!!!

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(via laughbitches)

Mar 5

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

(via spongyspice)

Mar 5
punkrockluna:
“ carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
“ long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:
“ luaghter:
“ “it’s like having a DJ in your slippers!” ”
white people
”
toe jam
”
this is a gag gift box. some people are gullible as fuck
”
Mar 5

punkrockluna:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:

luaghter:

“it’s like having a DJ in your slippers!”

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white people

toe jam

this is a gag gift box. some people are gullible as fuck

(via redishyellow)